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Thoughts on my new purple jacket...
People talk to me a lot more on elevators.
Is it because I look like Barney and am no longer threatening?
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Didi: Stu, what are you doing?
Stu: Making chocolate pudding.
Didi: It’s four o’clock in the morning! Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Stu: Because I’ve lost control of my life.
(via memoriestokeep)
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Sometimes, a flirtatious interaction with a barista is all it takes to turn the day around.
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Good effing morning.
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
It’s music day! I love this song, and I love this cover of this song.
Back In Your Head by The Broken West (originally by Tegan and Sara)
(via copycats)
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Just Like Zeus by Jenny Lewis.
via jennylewis
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We all want to be Liz Lemon from 30 Rock, but some of us have to be Ms. Norbury from Mean Girls. Them’s just the breaks.
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I'm using the Lose It! app for iPhone.
And it was a little disconcerting that under last night’s dinner entry, it just says “whiskey.”
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My new gig involves sitting in the lobby area of a guitar and toy manufacturer. They pump in some rock radio station all day, so I’m learning a lot of songs I probably would’ve been aware of if I didn’t emerge fully-formed some time during 2001.
It took me four days to realize when they announce “Underwritten by The New England Cryogenic Center” they are referring to a sponsorship, not a song and a band.
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Varsity Baby Flush and Cheer Potty Chair
I’m going to keep an eye on this company and purchase a Boston College potty as soon as it becomes available. I don’t even know if I want kids, but everyone is allowed to have one crazy-eyes, make-your-SO-run-for-the-hills item hidden in the depths of their closet. This will be mine.
