Kristin: Did you see that we get $20 to Nordstrom Rack? 

Me: Yeah!  But where is there a Nordstrom Rack?

Kristin: Framingham…someone would have to drive.

Me: Well, why are you looking at me?  You know I don’t know how to drive.  Can’t you take Paul’s car?

Kristin: Yeah!  Oh, but I can’t drive stick.

JLo: I can drive stick! Oh, but I don’t have a license.

Woman sitting behind us on the bus: You three sound like you’re doing a comedy sketch.  I’m in an acting class and I’m going to use this.