In ninth grade English, we had to write a creative story about our future career plans.  In it, I became a cardiologist in the UK who saved Prince Charles’ life.  Through doing this, I met and married Prince William and became royalty.

While the med school and meet cute didn’t pan out, my boss did just call me “The Queen of Data Collection.” 

Love,

HRH, The Besmirched Troubadour