A few months ago, I bought some Cover Girl natural lipgloss thing because they made Taylor Swift the spokesperson.  I actually saw the display in Walgreens, got excited and called my friend and we went back together to take advantage of the BOGO 50% off deal. (Side note: I have the BEST friends.) 

That sadness aside, the color I purchased was terrible.  My friend found hers to be smooth and moisturizing, but mine was super grainy.  Angry that I spent $7 on a lipgloss that I didn’t like, I took it to work and apply it blindly throughout the day. I’m almost done with the tube, which is new for me. 

For the past week, as I’ve been washing my hands in the ladies’ room, I’ve found myself wondering, “Why is my entire face covered in glitter?”

The lip gloss grains have been spreading all over my face.

It took me a week to figure this out.

I’m still using the product. 

This is my life.