The worst part about getting your phone wet is breaking in a new autocorrect/predictive text.

I tried to type “Hahaha” to a friend the other day and it changed it to “Handbags”.

It feels very old-timey.  “Heavens to handbags, Joseph!  Did you take the pie from the window ledge again?”  Or, “Handbags, Juliette!  You think fingernails grow on trees?”