Besmirched Troubadour

Oh, don't mind me. I'm just a cautionary tale.

Notes

So, Kate Middleton got to go to Prince Edward Island in a McQueen version of the Anne of Green Gables station dress.

I assume whoever marries Harry will make a similar tour, instead channeling Emily of New Moon.  You know, smiling slowly and behaving in a generally queer and peculiar way. 

As for me, I will soldier on, Pat of Silver Bush style, largely unchanged.