- Between The Week That Shall Not Be Named and misplaced ads for Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark during the RHONY reunion, I’m sleeping an average of 23 minutes a night.

- Wedding rings should be blingier, and thus more noticeable. 

- I’m on Spotify, so I’m using it to listen to 50 #1 Hits of the 20’s and 30’s.  I’d say it’s a fun mix of past and future, but it actually just makes my empty office seem a little haunted.  Ain’t we got fun?